Craigslisting - Latest Comments in Published Poet

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Rodrick45 — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 07:33:46 -0000

Well done. Good to know about the results.

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youfail — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 23:59:37 -0000

This shitty excuse of a site is officially dead. It was good like, once. Plus no updates in 4 months is pretty lame. Even the good stuff doesn't have shit on dontevenreply.

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andyriverbed — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:21:29 -0000

you didn't trick him.

i think you came off as too insane and made yourself suspicious. you should've called him and recorded it. that would've been funny.

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chrysler5thavenue — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:26:54 -0000

The only story here is that the guy wants to make some money and offers up a couple of emails to see if craigslisting.tumblr.com blogger is offering work (ridiculous or not) or wasting his time with some inside joke. Not really funny with blogger guy's emails not being that hilarious.

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chrysler5thavenue — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:55:46 -0000

I think you're right. Can you critique my blog? Appreciate it.

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Abraham — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:01:31 -0000

Lol! Funnier than this post.

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moike — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:56:01 -0000

Disregard that, I sucks cocks.

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Lame — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:35:48 -0000

You need to get the other person involved. It's not funny like this.

That's about all the time I'm willing to exert talking to myself, unlike the author of this site.

Feel free to critique my site.

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moike — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:27:39 -0000

Dear Lame - oops, I mean "Name",

I used to think this site was awesome! Then I saw your carefully crafted argument and concluded that with wisdom and wit like yours, you must have an even better site.

Please post the web address so I can write worthless non-constructive complaints about the free entertainment you are providing me at your own expense.

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Name — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:36:58 -0000

Lame, as usual. Not sure why I read this site.

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ADRIAN — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:47:54 -0000

You're hired.

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moike — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:11:33 -0000

Dear Adrian,

I think there is probably a huge market for Pre-Condolence Cards™ that can be given to egocentric women who have a secret crush on someone named "Rico" that is awaiting execution for murder.

You could send a thoughtful Pre-Condolence Card™ along with a note telling your narcissistic friend "Lisa" that the crime was not actually an armed robbery gone bad. Instead, write that it was a revenge killing, inspired when the "victim" called Lisa a slut! (The story only seems implausible if you're not as vain as Lisa is.)

So sorry that Rico will die,
I think he's a heck of a guy!
He cleared Lisa's name,
But she's not to blame,
It's the state that's making him fry.

Your note and card will make Lisa feel important AND feel good about Rico at the same time! And naturally she will sleep with you (she's such a slut!) after she sees how your card is in touch with her deepest emotions.

P.S. We could print cards with other names in place of Rico and Lisa, but I suspect there won't be much demand for those.

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Zelda — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:26:17 -0000

Haha more updates please!

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Emilio — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:48:00 -0000

Jamie beat me to giving you props for the broom reference.

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livejamie — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:13:48 -0000

I'm glad you worked a broom reference into this one.