DISQUS

kslane · 8 months ago

Hey, my father died in a nose job-related accident. You've got some nurve Andrew!

Andrew (John Thompson) · 8 months ago

I'm sorry that your father wasn't satisfied with the nose God gave him.

And also, I think you mean "naccident."

Christina · 8 months ago

Haha, hilarious. I'm sorry to admit it--my first thought upon reading that this was about noses was that it would involve a broom handle and dreadfully sore nasal passage.

Ze Advizor · 8 months ago

Surely you must be a comedian of some sort. If not, become one. You generate lulz at an astronomical scale.

cyrano · 8 months ago

While I find most of your Adventures hysterically funny, I must say that this is the best yet - by a nose.

Patty · 8 months ago

this was truly inspired....loved the nursery rhyme

Chris Ramos · 7 months ago

You are such a fuckn' prick. This guy was reaching out for some legit advice and you used him for your schlep blog. You even told him that you've had the same procedure done and offered him fake advice. Ohh, wait, I must be completely wrong about you! I think I may be getting it now.... You must be some kind of martyr teaching us a lesson about our vanity obsessed culture. Except thats not really it; all of your "craiglisting" posts seem to have the same old shock factor Tom Green style bullshit. You straight up lie to people to reel em' in to your pathetic excuse for comedy. You're creative, don't get me wrong. I appreciate the elaborate ways you create characters but please for fuck sakes don't resolve to the same comedic relief which morning radio show hosts use when they prank call people. I'm completely honest when I say that I am looking forward to seeing your work mature and form into respectable comedy.

Urban Honking....WTF? Why are you linking to this guy?

carecat · 7 months ago

wow this is a really good point chris. we should be nice to everyone all the time. its easy to forget words can hurt. to the blog guy, remember... laughs come at a price and when the cost is another humans feelings is when you simply must hang up the hat.
join me when i say never again to pranking.

Andrew (John Thompson) · 7 months ago

Thanks for the comment Chris! In response, I don't think Old Abraham took my advice very seriously, and I don't think my messing around with him prevented anyone else from providing him with genuine and informed information.

But if Abraham is dead and rotting alone in his studio apartment after killing himself from the shame of being mocked by a stranger via email, I can say that the world will miss him dearly. Abraham was a great man, and whenever I think of his infectious smile I will also smile infectiously, thus spreading his joy around the world like an eyeborn disease of happiness.